The Database You Already Have,
But Worse.
Why use PostgreSQL when you have git log?
Experience the raw power of O(n!) complexity.
Why GaaD?
Because sometimes the best solution is the one you never knew you didn't need.
Blockchain Ready
It's a Merkle tree, so it's basically crypto. Each commit is a block. Revolutionary.
Auditable History
You can literally git blame your database. Finally, accountability in data management.
Slow by Design
Built-in latency ensures you have time to think about your life choices while queries run.
Distributed
Every user has a full copy of the production database. GDPR nightmare? Yes. Feature? Also yes.
Zero Configuration
Auto-initializes Git repo if not found. It just works™ (until it doesn't).
O(n) Everything
Every query is a full table scan. Moore's Law will catch up eventually.
Immutable Records
Data never gets deleted, just like your production bugs. True append-only storage.
Branch Isolation
Each git branch is a separate database. Merge conflicts are now data conflicts!
See the Difference
Why write boring SQL when you can write exciting Git commits?
INSERT INTO users (name, email)VALUES ('Bob', 'bob@email.com');-- Execution time: 0.002ms-- Rows affected: 1
db.insert('users', {name: 'Bob',email: 'bob@email.com'});// Execution time: 847ms// Commits created: 1// Merge conflicts: 0 (for now)
What People Say
*Results may vary. These testimonials are as real as our ACID compliance.
"I waited 4 hours for a SELECT query. It gave me time to learn meditation."
"Finally, a database that treats merge conflicts as data corruption."
"Our startup saved $0 in database costs because we're still debugging the first query."
"I showed this to my DBA and they started crying. 10/10 would recommend."